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Saturday, January 28, 2012

#Giveaway for Uncut Inserts from 1/29!!! Ends 1/31 3 WINNERS


Coupon Insert Giveaway!  
 3 WINNERS!
Each winner will recieve a complete pack of the Coupons from the Papers I will buy 1/29!
Live until 1/31 11:59pm!!

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At January 28, 2012 at 6:16 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apryl Unowho Thanks you for all you do!!! I love coupons and my children do too!

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:17 PM , Blogger shawna durk said...

my 3 yr old grandaughter had her routine echo this week. When the Dr was listening to her heart she asks him "Can you hear the ocean in there?" lol

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apryl Unowho didn't realize til after she posted this that you wanted a laugh. Well... My humor is kinda lame... :)

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:20 PM , Anonymous Alicia Zirjacks said...

My 6 year old lost his tooth today and freaked out. It made me laugh!

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:21 PM , Blogger Jewel said...

I went into a Starbuck's and ordered a Caramel Frapppacino, and when I picked it up the lid fell off and I spilled some on my kids head! I was very glad that it was not hot!

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:26 PM , Blogger Stacy said...

Went to Mcdonalds and ordered a cheesebutlrger. Recd a chicken sandwich. Not sure how u mix those up.

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:28 PM , Blogger mahnrafjtb said...

My husband makes me laugh everyday but today it was our dog. He was walking inside and walked into the wall. It was funny. (he didn't get hurt)

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:30 PM , Anonymous Phyllis Villarreal said...

Something to make uou laugh? Hhmmm, I don't know any jokes.
I am glad you do what you do.

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:31 PM , Blogger javeta acker said...

my 4 year old nephew told his mom that his snuffly was stuck....his way of saying he has a stuffy nose. :-)

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:40 PM , Blogger finditforu said...

Gee lol seems to be laugh at kids day...but mine are grown...so lets see...

Lady friend: Which book do you like the most?
She replied: My husband's cheque book..

Questions?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

A Loan for Kermit

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're going to love this)




(A masterpiece)




(Wait for it)




The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:43 PM , Blogger dsando1 said...

I can't think of anything funny to say at the moment. My brain is shutting down from lack of sleep! Sorry :( Thanks for the chance to win some coupon inserts!! I could really use them!! :)

 
At January 28, 2012 at 6:50 PM , Blogger Shannon said...

My kids are always saying funny things....but one thing that sticks to my mind is that they tell their MooMoo (grandma) lol that she's old and moldy lol....of course they're playing around and joking with her when they say it and she gets a kick out of it lol....

 
At January 28, 2012 at 7:33 PM , Blogger Jude Skocki Kelly said...

this picture on facebook had me really LOL http://www.facebook.com/nursejude/posts/287858457941570

myfreebi3s at yahoo dot com

 
At January 28, 2012 at 7:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sent a Text Message from my cell phone to my sister and I told her I had lost my cell phone and I asked her if she could call it so I could find it.
It wasn't but a few seconds and she called my cell.
I couldn't believe she fell for it.She didn't think it was to funny,she called me stupid.I told her that she must be the stupid one to get a text message from my cell phone with me saying I had lost it,and her to call it to help me find it!LOL
misscouponer@yahoo.com
Carol Pool

 
At January 28, 2012 at 7:36 PM , Blogger jodi lasher said...

i was in walmart with my stepdaughter who is 10 and idk how she did it but she stepped on her own foot and she fell.. I laughed so hard cuz when she went to get up she did like a roll on the floor ha ha ha

 
At January 28, 2012 at 7:36 PM , Anonymous Christine L. said...

My toddler always makes me laugh: he is currently saying "the other one" for everything. Today we counted his feet about a dozen times because he kept asking for me to count "the other one".

 
At January 28, 2012 at 7:48 PM , Blogger skycode1 said...

At dinner Little Johnny offered to lead in prayer!

"Dear GOD, I thank you so much for giving me such lovable parents. Thanks for the visitors & their children who finished all my cookies & ice cream. Bless them so that they won't come again.

Forgive our neighbor's son who was wrestling with my sister on her bed & his daughter for eating a sausage from my brother's pants.

This winter please send clothes for all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's cellphone & provide shelter for the homeless man who uses mum's room when dads at work."

AMEN!"

 
At January 28, 2012 at 7:54 PM , Blogger price21100 said...

My almost 3 year old said his belly hurt... I asked him why and he said "I got gas... I got gas in my hiney..." LMAO made me laugh my head off!

 
At January 28, 2012 at 8:05 PM , Blogger sandie333 said...

My husband is an idiot and I'm still married to him

 
At January 28, 2012 at 9:09 PM , Blogger jill24295 said...

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

 
At January 28, 2012 at 9:10 PM , Anonymous April Reynolds said...

sorry cant think of anything funny right now

 
At January 28, 2012 at 9:20 PM , Blogger KimAttridge said...

My son Peter (2) has no self-esteem problem - he informs me he's a "cutie". He's always the best friend of the person eating the snacks he would like. But he does care for other's when he came to visit me in the hospital when I was recovering from surgery, he kept referring to me as "Poor Mama"
("Poor mama is resting", "Poor mama is eating" etc...)

 
At January 28, 2012 at 10:26 PM , Blogger MamaStace said...

my 4 yr old son calls his testicles knuckles. no clue why.

nathansmommy619(at)aol(dot)com

 
At January 28, 2012 at 10:40 PM , Blogger jenrenh said...

Every time someone rings the doorbell or knocks on our door the cat growls at the door and then runs upstairs.

 
At January 28, 2012 at 11:26 PM , Blogger Lindamincy Taylor said...

I laughed at my redneck vacation on CMT
LindaMincytaylor at g mail (DOTCOM)

 
At January 29, 2012 at 4:26 AM , Blogger Becca said...

My three month old daughter laughs every time I have to change her poopy diaper.

 
At January 29, 2012 at 9:39 AM , Blogger Cheryl said...

When my grandson was 7 he went for his bi-weekly tests and was given a new medication. The doctor started reading the do and don'ts to him and got to one part but he kept reading.

The part the doc read was "Don't drink and drive when you take these meds".

Being my grandson and the clown looked at his mom and said "Darn mom you will have to go to the bar alone and take a cab home. I won't be able to come pick you up.

 
At January 29, 2012 at 9:44 AM , Blogger Brittany Boardley Renaldi said...

My daughter makes me laugh every day!
britibee@gmail.com

 
At January 29, 2012 at 12:31 PM , Blogger Michelle V. said...

my dog grabbed her collar and attempted to 'walk' herself! lol

 
At January 29, 2012 at 12:32 PM , Blogger Michelle V. said...

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At January 29, 2012 at 1:04 PM , Anonymous martha parten said...

our neighbor woke up this morning and texted me, her house had been toilet papered!

xcouponing@att.net

 
At January 29, 2012 at 2:06 PM , Blogger GramMarie said...

I can never remember the punch lines but I refer you to the above Kermit the Frog joke. I love this kind of play on words!

 
At January 29, 2012 at 3:16 PM , Blogger AndreaH said...

Hmm...here's a couple of jokes my grandpa use to tell me.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Two white horses fell in the mud. :)
Want to hear a really dirty joke? 4 white horses fell in the mud. :) :)

He was silly!
AndreaH
davandihamilton (at) gmail (dot) com

 
At January 29, 2012 at 4:43 PM , Blogger westerngrower said...

What do you get if an eliphand sits on your desk?
Firewood!

 
At January 29, 2012 at 4:55 PM , Blogger debpaint16 said...

OK, this is lame, but it's all I got!!! lol Ready? "Don't eat Yellow Snow"!!!! Told you it was lame!!!
debpaint162aol.com

 
At January 29, 2012 at 6:03 PM , Blogger nel said...

Q. Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?

A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

 
At January 29, 2012 at 7:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am shipping a package to my nephew in the morning and I asked my mom if she had anything she wanted to send to him and she brought me a shirt to give him for him to wear at his new job sorting clothes at Goodwill and I looked at the shirt and said I can't send this to him, it has stains on it and looks like it was donated to Goodwill. His boss will think he pulled it out of the pile and put it on. And her and I cracked up. The shirt was new but had been stored in the attic and somehow got some yellow spots on it which she obviously didn't see. LOL! Paula Gillespie

 
At January 29, 2012 at 7:09 PM , Blogger Lynda Del. said...

Can't think of anything humorous to say at the moment.

 
At January 29, 2012 at 11:23 PM , Blogger Tammy said...

I may have to sit here all night if you really want me to say something funny!! Sorry!!
Have a wonderful Monday!!
:0)

 
At January 30, 2012 at 8:43 AM , Anonymous ashley lancaster said...

ok so all 3 of my kids play basketball (6,7 &9 ages). at almost every games you see at least 3-4 kids (sometimes mine ) trip over the line in the middle of the court.

 
At January 30, 2012 at 8:45 AM , Blogger alena said...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."LOL

 
At January 30, 2012 at 9:43 AM , Blogger ddubsolider said...

my daughter who is 8 and an A&B honor roll student.... We live down the road from a Buffalo farm and one day we were going into town and she said mom I know where Buffalo wings come from and I said you do and she said yeah from those Buffalo's over there... I started laughing and she asked how come they werent flying or why they had no wings....Priceless

 
At January 30, 2012 at 2:03 PM , Blogger MistyRose said...

Just after a maid had been fired, she took 5 bucks and threw it at the family dog.
When asked by her former employee, the maid answered, "I never forget a friend who helped me, I gave him 5 bucks for helping me clean the dishes all the time..

 
At January 30, 2012 at 2:08 PM , Blogger Crystal kelley said...

my 6 years old had cupcakes with green frosting on them yesterday, he went to the bathroom today and came out and said mom im turning into the hulk , i said why he said bc my poop is green i dies laughing

 
At January 30, 2012 at 4:50 PM , Anonymous Tessie May said...

Thanks for a chance to win.

 
At January 31, 2012 at 12:48 AM , Blogger Jennifer said...

I'm afraid I'm not very funny, but my kiddos can sure make me laugh!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interruptig cow...
Moo
...who
Laugh laugh laugh

 
At January 31, 2012 at 2:46 AM , Blogger Lisa Kraemer said...

purple haze

 
At January 31, 2012 at 8:43 AM , Blogger ruby22nick said...

my 2 year old boy goes this morning to use the potty,he finished an got out of the bathroom so I went in to use nut I did not turn on the light, and when I sat down oooo yeah my bu.... got all peed because he peed on the seat not inside the toilet!

 
At January 31, 2012 at 8:48 AM , Anonymous Cristine said...

The cops are watching a house down the road so we grabbed some coffee and doughnuts to watch them.

 
At January 31, 2012 at 8:51 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lisa Lee Cook at 4.00am today my son comes running into my bedroom goes in bathroom comes back out and I'm like why are you using my bathroom and he says I forgot there was one next to my bedroom and he goes back to bed! Thanks know I'm up LOL

 
At January 31, 2012 at 9:01 AM , Blogger jeannie said...

Yesteray my 6 year old son was getting ready to eat his hamburger from McDonalds. All the sudden he yells mother, come quick! I run to his table and he is holding his disassembled burger and says, Ronald Mcdonald ran out of money, I got no toppings. Poor thing was serious to, he had a little fragment of a pickle and no toppings. LOL. If you could of seen the devastation lol.

 
At January 31, 2012 at 9:03 AM , Blogger Jennifer Pickering said...

Mom's new recipe
Mom's Brownies Recipe

Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.

Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.

Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."

Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.

Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.

Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.

Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.

Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.

Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.

Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill.

Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.

Let cat out of refrigerator.

Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.

Bake 25 minutes.

Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away.

Frosting

Mix the following in saucepan:

1 cup sugar

1 oz unsweetened chocolate

1/4 cup margarine

Take the darn teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away -- far away.

Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Jr had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street. Put Jr in playpen.

Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.

Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet.

Tie Billy to clothesline.

Remove burned brownies from oven

 
At January 31, 2012 at 6:32 PM , Blogger aperradise said...

conversation with my 3 year old daughter.... Sarah: mommy when i was a baby was I in your belly?" me: yes Sarah you were, and so was Ryan. Sarah: well when you were a baby were you in MY belly? me: No Sarah, I was in my mommy's belly! LOL!!
Andrea Hadfield

 
At January 31, 2012 at 6:49 PM , Blogger Just Me said...

Obama.

 
At January 31, 2012 at 9:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tanya Ortiz (ortiz.tanya@rocketmail.com)


I had a conversation with my 3 yr old son and he told me " Stop talking mom your driving me nuts....." hmmmmm!

 

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